vondell-swain:

my gay best friend wouldn’t go to the mall with me today. is it broken? what the hell? im gonna return it and get another one that works right.

selcandy:

gently he said “KISS MY ASS.”

sophiecaley:

Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel

colinfirth:

I need a job but not because I need to be an adult or anything mostly I want dvd boxsets of tv shows and food.

groovymuttations:

velarfricative:

zombres:

#thank god you eventually brought sexy back because it was clearly gone here

#look at those beautiful ramen noodles

legit have that saved as ‘justin timberlakes hair’

literally every frame in this gif set is funny oMFG

blitzkriegblop:sassylazzy:

everyone take a moment and look at how jeremy renner is standing.

okay bye.

 #GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR ASS WITH YOU

wholockappreciationblog:

I was really stoked until I found out it was originally Twilight fan-fiction and than I wanted to die because I don’t want to live in a world where fan-fiction turns into a multimillion dollar profit and because I really dislike twilight. Another thing that bothers me is this lady that wrote it…

It’s. Awful. Like the sex is… good. If you’re into BDSM. But I just want to climb into the book and assasinate the main character.
She is slightly retarded I think.

Stfu. Seriously. I see this on my dash one morw goddamn time…
I’ll eat your babies, bitch. I really will.

tastefullyoffensive:

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